Now Playing: Jupiter Ascending, The SpongeBob Movie, Seventh Son

Jupiter Ascending

Official Synopsis:
From the streets of Chicago to the far-flung galaxies whirling through space, "Jupiter Ascending" tells the story of Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis), who was born under a night sky, with signs predicting she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning other people's houses and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine (Channing Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along-her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.

North's Thoughts:
I can tell this much from the trailer:
the movie looks beautiful.
The space ships, the cities, the aliens and the battles, could make for some epic 3D fun.
It's written, directed and produced by the Wachowskis, who gave us The Matrix series.
Even if one of their films flops, it will always bring pleasure to the eyes.
Sure, Speed Racer got people fired, but it looked dope!


The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water

Official Synopsis:
SpongeBob SquarePants, the world's favorite sea dwelling invertebrate, comes ashore to our world for his most super-heroic adventure yet.

North's Thoughts:
The synopsis and title are one in the same:
SpongeBob On Land.
I've got to admit, aside from passing it on TV, I've never seen any of SpongeBob's work.
Did he start off doing theater?
I have seen thousands of clothing items, toys, videos, and cars, so obviously he's a big deal.
This is the best reviewed new film of the week, so go in to get your Spongebob fix with confidence.


Seventh Son

Official Synopsis:
In a time long past, an evil is about to be unleashed that will reignite the war between the forces of the supernatural and humankind once more. Master Gregory (Jeff Bridges) is a knight who had imprisoned the malevolently powerful witch, Mother Malkin (Julianne Moore), centuries ago. But now she has escaped and is seeking vengeance. Summoning her followers of every incarnation, Mother Malkin is preparing to unleash her terrible wrath on an unsuspecting world. Only one thing stands in her way: Master Gregory. In a deadly reunion, Gregory comes face to face with the evil he always feared would someday return. He has only until the next full moon to do what usually takes years: train his new apprentice, Tom Ward (Ben Barnes) to fight a dark magic unlike any other. Man's only hope lies in the seventh son of a seventh son.

North's Thoughts:
Love Julianne Moore.
Love Jeff Bridges.
So Seventh Son should be awesome, right?
Please?
Maybe?
Oh well, if it doesn't pan out for them, at least we will always have this.


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